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July 08, 2005
Kissing: the favoured act of hardened criminals
This morning I chastely pecked my girlfriend on the lips before saying goodbye for the weekend. This was at the top of her road. A non-descript woman walked behind us at precisely that moment.
We went our separate ways. 15 seconds later my girlfriend was accosted by the woman who said to her: “You are aware that kissing on a public street is illegal?”
She was not aware of this, largely because it’s inane crazy-person bullshit. But it was very considerate of the lady to share it with my sweetheart.
Best comeback invented by random internet person to date: “Oh yeah? Well, minding your own business is completely legal!”
Other suggestions gratefully received.
Posted by Oliver at July 8, 2005 01:50 PM
Comments
Yeah? I’ll enjoy it all the more now!
Posted by: Caoimhe at July 13, 2005 10:34 PM
It does add the excitement of rebellion. Stick it to the Man with your tongue!
Posted by: Oliver at July 14, 2005 05:53 PM
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